Here's a great review of the new Star Trek movie, which I found posted on the WhedonsDollhouse Yahoo group. Reposted with the reviewer's permission:
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Hailing frequencies open... finally
Posted by: "Mark Seeley"
Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:22 pm (PDT)
(Little or no spoilers here)
This just in: J.J. Abrams just shat on the childhood of some narrow-minded
moron who sat two seats to my left tonight. Excuse me while I shed no tears
for the bereaved.
I just got home from a preview screening of the new movie, Star Trek. And
when I say "new," I mean "new." This is not your father's Star Trek, but
there's nothing wrong with that.
Narrow-minded moron boy wanted a safe movie, to be sure. The history of
Star Trek is a long one with decades of material to sift through and
decipher a multitude of incidental tiny facets. It's a rich tapestry that
took shape slowly and was woven by masters of science fiction, many toiling
on it long before my own birth. It's a wholly respectable body of work with
heart, drama, and laughter.
It was just re-imagined brilliantly. That's right, brilliantly.
Star Trek opens on May 8th everywhere, but tonight it previewed at Loew's in
the Waterfront of Pittsburgh's Homestead community.
It stars:
Bruce Greenwood as Christopher Pike (the President from National Treasure:
Book of Secrets)
Anton Yelchin as Pavel Chekov (new to me)
John Cho as Hikaro Sulu (DUUUDE Harold from White Castle!)
Wynona Ryder as Heather, I mean Amanda Grayson (please don't pretend you
don't know who that is)
Eric Bana as Nero (Dr. Banner, anyone? The crappy Ang Lee version, but
still.)
Zoe Saldana as Nyota Uhuru (pirate chick from Pirates of the Caribbean: The
Curse of the Black Pearl)
Simon Pegg as Montgomery Scott (Shaun of Shaun of the Dead - no I didn't
stutter)
Karl Urban as Leonard "Bones" McCoy (Eomer from Middle Earth)
Zachary Quinto as Spock (Sylar in the hizzie)
Chris Pine as James Tiberius Kirk (bunches of stuff I never saw - apparently
he's like a young Danny Crane)
And some old Jewish dude named Leonard Nimoy as an old Vulcan dude named
Spock (I think he has a hit single about Bilbo Baggins once)
The premise: "Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the
Starship Enterprise. Her new mission: to explore strange, newly re-imagined
worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, again; to boldly go
where it already went before, just differently - and with a few more balls."
Ok, let me sum up what this movie is about for you. You know all those Star
Trek episodes where the crew travels through time to the past and someone
mentions the temporal version of the Prime Directive and attempts to return
to their own time while not altering the timeline and/or repairing damage
done by someone else? Well, imagine if one of those episodes happened, and
whoever went was unable to correct the changes. Cue Abrams.
The very first shot of the movie is the very point in the Star Trek timeline
that begins a chain reaction, a butterfly effect, which greatly re-writes
Trek history. Seriously, if there's something you know about the past of
the universe and its characters, be prepared to see it either recalled
sideways, or discarded. How some certain things have been affected is
sometimes unorthodox.
Narrow-minded moron reacted as if these were mistakes or disrespectful
edits. They are not. I urge the future audience of this film to keep that
in mind. The changes are merely that, changes. It's sparked an incredibly
interesting parallel universe, one I hope we get to visit again.
Of course, for the devout Trek fan, certain things are still the same -
things that happened before the first shot of the movie. Jonathon Archer
still commanded a previous ship named Enterprise before the formation of the
United Federation of Planets, contributing to his earning the rank of
Admiral some time later. Humpback whales are still extinct and no longer in
contact with a mysterious alien probe from afar. Edith Keeler still died in
1930something, preventing a chain of events leading to Nazi Germany winning
World War II. And Kahn Noonian Singh still lies cryogenically frozen on
board the Botany Bay, launched at the end of the Eugenics War. The great
thing is how we can now theorize to ourselves and friends how this new
version of the same crew and universe deals with all of that.
My one complaint: this is definitely the Cloverfield version of Star trek.
When action begins, the visuals get out-of-focus just enough to make it
disorienting. Some of the action sequences were less easy to follow than
the Trek we know. I'm not saying all the shots should have been either
static or slow sweeping views, but sci-fi like Firefly and Battlestar
Galactica have shown that you can introduce the spirit of imperfect camera
work into special effects shots without loosing any of the detail and
character.
This movie's greatest weakness is also its greatest strength = familiarity
of portrayal. Think of Bones, Spock, and Kirk and you conjure a very
specific set of attributes, attitudes, and mannerisms. Urban, Quinto, and
Pine effectively channeled Kelley, Nimoy, and Shatner to pretty much nail
all of those. It was downright uncanny.
Not to slight the other actors, especially Pegg and Cho, who are absolutely
delightful to watch bring the rest of the crew to life. Seriously, when
Sulu first begins to show his fighting ability, it's a cheer moment. And
when Scotty says ANYTHING, you want to applaud.
This movie did something else very nice - it reminded me of the 8th crew
member: the USS Enterprise. There is a shot of the Enterprise arriving to
save the day which blew my mind. This is why you go see a Star Trek movie:
to see the Enterprise garner a hearty fist pump in the air. Suh-weet! Of
course, this led to one of moron boy's post movie comments "this is Star
Trek for Star Wars fans." So, what's wrong with that, you F'n back birth?
Oh yeah, and watch closely when Kirk has to switch his phaser from kill to
stun and back again. Very interesting stuff.
If you are at all a fan of Star Trek, even a casual fan, go see this movie.
If I have to give it one of those "star" ratings, I'm going with one
thousand, seven hundred and one stars. If you get that, do not let this
movie pass you by.
Live long enough to see this movie, and prosper.
Mark
My reply:
"Re: Hailing frequencies open... finally
Y'know, I wasn't all that interested in seeing this latest incarnation of Trek,
but your review may have changed that, Mark. Aside from the fact that the
casting sounds like someone was looking for a crew with some talent (I mean,
Simon Pegg =^[.]^=!), the true miracle here is that they have apparently
discovered a way to re-start the Trek Universe without tripping over the
existing canon.
Yeah, I generally despise time travel themes (with the exception of STIV),
because they are so often misused or just done wrong. But this presents a
creative and unexpected solution to the franchise's "Kobayashi Maru." Written
into a corner by the sheer weight of all that's come before? Explicitly re-set
the timeline, rather than tread heavily on the expectations of constructionist
fans.
Now I just have to convince the missus to go see this one.
Thanks for the great review! Would you mind if I posted it on a forum I
moderate? It's about the best description I can imagine of this new beginning
for the Trek franchise.
-Raycheetah =^[.]^="
There you have it. This sounds like it has a chance to re-start a stale franchise. Let's see where they can go with it.
=^[.]^=