The Looney Left Appreciation Thread, (aka This is your country on Democrats) |
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The Looney Left Appreciation Thread, (aka This is your country on Democrats) |
  Aug 3 2008, 02:30 AM
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 Admiral  Group: Cylon Posts: 16,746 Joined: 2-July 08 Member No.: 2,820  |
For symmetry purposes.
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Aug 3 2008, 05:57 PM
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 Crotchety Old Man  Group: Admin (Tech) Posts: 3,191 Joined: 10-April 06 Member No.: 94 |
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Aug 3 2008, 06:03 PM
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 Commander  Group: Cylon Posts: 4,275 Joined: 29-April 08 From: Centurion Command Bunker 11937 Member No.: 2,593 |
LOL
This post has been edited by G-dawg: Aug 3 2008, 06:03 PM -------------------- Accounting is all data entry and math... I can't think of a better job for robots. Except for murdering humans...robots would be pretty good at that too.
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Aug 3 2008, 06:19 PM
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 Major  Group: Cylon Posts: 2,494 Joined: 4-May 08 Member No.: 2,611 |
If one can have two accounts here I'll make a liberal counterpart to myself, you know like The Count of Monte Cristo and Lord Wilmore.
--------------------   1) "In limitation does the master really prove himself and it is only the law which can provide us with freedom" 2) "Like music and art, the Torah cannot be approached from the perspective of academic learning. It is the soul's language that is at stake" 3) "So the real moral of the story is that if you disobey your parents you'll become a king" - G "You're completely distorting the message of the story" - JB "I know, I'm a Lawyer, I do that all the time" – G 4) A fact of politics is this (and it applies to me as well): We always seem to find justification for the actions of those we support while finding reasons to condemn those we don't. 5) "Boys, have you got a thing for long skirts? Girls, have you got a thing for tzitzit's hanging out & black hats? Ever had a shomer negiyah crush? Too bad! Can't touch this nahnahnahnahnah nahnah nahnah! Being shomer = hot + shtark!." 6) "My shoes are too tight and I have forgotten how to dance" - Londo "I don't understand" - Vir "Nor should you" - Londo 7) "And then he showed his rabbi cards" - G-Kid 8) “I hope you’re not a mets fan” – Prof Dileonardo “Actually I am” – Student “Do everyone a favor and please leave the room” - Prof Dileonardo B5 Gift Shop & How to deal with Reporters & Just say no to AI & Don't date robots!!!!!!! |
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Aug 4 2008, 11:14 AM
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Admiral Group: Cylon Posts: 16,746 Joined: 2-July 08 Member No.: 2,820 |
That video is awesome.
-------------------- I'd rather be a Commodore than the lower half of a Rear Admiral any day.
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Aug 4 2008, 02:47 PM
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 Shiny One  Group: Mod Posts: 6,111 Joined: 15-February 08 From: SC Member No.: 2,089 |
QUOTE(WolfeFPS @ Aug 4 2008, 12:14 PM)  That video is awesome. Where the hell did THAT come from? Is it a gag, or is it actually somebody's PSA? Whoah! =^[.]^= -------------------- The enjoyment of any good thing is only enhanced by sharing it with others.
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Aug 4 2008, 02:49 PM
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Crotchety Old Man Group: Admin (Tech) Posts: 3,191 Joined: 10-April 06 Member No.: 94 |
It is a very real, but unused RNC ad from a few years back, made by the guy that ddi those Airplane and Naked Gun movies.
-------------------- "Science is one cold hearted bitch with a 14 inch strap-on." |
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Aug 4 2008, 05:00 PM
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Major Group: Cylon Posts: 2,494 Joined: 4-May 08 Member No.: 2,611 |
QUOTE(DarthMarley @ Aug 4 2008, 03:49 PM) It is a very real, but unused RNC ad from a few years back, made by the guy that ddi those Airplane and Naked Gun movies. LOL, basketballs = peace. If only FDR knew that one. -------------------- 1) "In limitation does the master really prove himself and it is only the law which can provide us with freedom" 2) "Like music and art, the Torah cannot be approached from the perspective of academic learning. It is the soul's language that is at stake" 3) "So the real moral of the story is that if you disobey your parents you'll become a king" - G "You're completely distorting the message of the story" - JB "I know, I'm a Lawyer, I do that all the time" – G 4) A fact of politics is this (and it applies to me as well): We always seem to find justification for the actions of those we support while finding reasons to condemn those we don't. 5) "Boys, have you got a thing for long skirts? Girls, have you got a thing for tzitzit's hanging out & black hats? Ever had a shomer negiyah crush? Too bad! Can't touch this nahnahnahnahnah nahnah nahnah! Being shomer = hot + shtark!." 6) "My shoes are too tight and I have forgotten how to dance" - Londo "I don't understand" - Vir "Nor should you" - Londo 7) "And then he showed his rabbi cards" - G-Kid 8) “I hope you’re not a mets fan” – Prof Dileonardo “Actually I am” – Student “Do everyone a favor and please leave the room” - Prof Dileonardo B5 Gift Shop & How to deal with Reporters & Just say no to AI & Don't date robots!!!!!!! |
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Aug 4 2008, 05:19 PM
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 Colonel  Group: Cylon Posts: 3,304 Joined: 30-April 08 From: BaseStar 101 Member No.: 2,596 |
QUOTE(Lonovavir @ Aug 4 2008, 11:00 PM) LOL, basketballs = peace. If only FDR knew that one. Well that was the orignal ideals of the olympics, a place where countries could prove themselves of the sportsfield instead of the battlefield, I don't see what is wrong with that. --------------------  |
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Aug 4 2008, 05:22 PM
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Admiral Group: Cylon Posts: 16,746 Joined: 2-July 08 Member No.: 2,820 |
QUOTE(RaiderDave2112 @ Aug 4 2008, 06:19 PM) Well that was the orignal ideals of the olympics, a place where countries could prove themselves of the sportsfield instead of the battlefield, I don't see what is wrong with that. Sure, but it wasn't in lieu of battle. After the games were over, the Greeks went right back to fighting each other. And did you not watch the video? 
-------------------- I'd rather be a Commodore than the lower half of a Rear Admiral any day.
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Aug 4 2008, 05:27 PM
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Colonel Group: Cylon Posts: 3,304 Joined: 30-April 08 From: BaseStar 101 Member No.: 2,596 |
QUOTE(WolfeFPS @ Aug 4 2008, 11:22 PM) Sure, but it wasn't in lieu of battle. After the games were over, the Greeks went right back to fighting each other. And did you not watch the video? Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed! -------------------- |
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Aug 4 2008, 05:30 PM
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Admiral Group: Cylon Posts: 16,746 Joined: 2-July 08 Member No.: 2,820 |
QUOTE(RaiderDave2112 @ Aug 4 2008, 06:27 PM) Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed! 
-------------------- I'd rather be a Commodore than the lower half of a Rear Admiral any day.
"In the Kingdom of the Blind, it's okay to masturbate in public." |
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Aug 4 2008, 05:31 PM
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Colonel Group: Cylon Posts: 3,304 Joined: 30-April 08 From: BaseStar 101 Member No.: 2,596 |
QUOTE(WolfeFPS @ Aug 4 2008, 11:30 PM) Yes, I have decided to update my sig. -------------------- |
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Aug 9 2008, 01:01 AM
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Admiral Group: Cylon Posts: 16,746 Joined: 2-July 08 Member No.: 2,820 |
John Edwards: Making Unfaithful Republicans Look Not as Bad as They Looked Yesterday
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Aug 9 2008, 01:11 PM
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Captain  Group: Cylon Posts: 1,639 Joined: 28-February 06 Member No.: 49 |
-------------------- Pointing out the liberal bias of reality one post at a time...
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Aug 9 2008, 03:32 PM
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Captain Group: Cylon Posts: 1,639 Joined: 28-February 06 Member No.: 49 |
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This post has been edited by CaptainTightpants: Aug 9 2008, 03:44 PM -------------------- Pointing out the liberal bias of reality one post at a time...
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Aug 9 2008, 06:47 PM
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Admiral Group: Cylon Posts: 16,746 Joined: 2-July 08 Member No.: 2,820 |
QUOTE(CaptainTightpants @ Aug 9 2008, 02:11 PM) I feel ya. I was a small Edwards fan back in the days before he was tapped as Kerry's yes-man. What a fall from grace. -------------------- I'd rather be a Commodore than the lower half of a Rear Admiral any day.
"In the Kingdom of the Blind, it's okay to masturbate in public." |
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Aug 9 2008, 09:41 PM
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Captain Group: Cylon Posts: 1,639 Joined: 28-February 06 Member No.: 49 |
The way I see it, unless you are a politician making a name as a law and order prostitution ring buster with a hooker on speed dial, or an anti-gay crusader taking it in the ass in airport bathrooms, who any politician sleeps with is really only the business of the politician, the mistress/mister and the family.
But nonetheless, i feel very disappointed and heartbroken. Sigh. -------------------- Pointing out the liberal bias of reality one post at a time...
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Aug 9 2008, 09:45 PM
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Admiral Group: Cylon Posts: 8,068 Joined: 28-April 08 Member No.: 2,591 |
QUOTE(CaptainTightpants @ Aug 9 2008, 09:41 PM) The way I see it, unless you are a politician making a name as a law and order prostitution ring buster with a hooker on speed dial, or an anti-gay crusader taking it in the ass in airport bathrooms, who any politician sleeps with is really only the business of the politician, the mistress/mister and the family. But nonetheless, i feel very disappointed and heartbroken. Sigh. Sure. Because no one who wants to hold a position of public trust should, you know, actually be held up to that standard. -------------------- "My pants are on fire!" Riv Jambo cried, in a tone that could only be voiced by someone who's genitals were being slowly roasted over an open flame.
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Aug 9 2008, 09:46 PM
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 Captain  Group: Browncoat Posts: 1,119 Joined: 19-February 08 From: Glitter Gulch Member No.: 2,178 |
QUOTE(WolfeFPS @ Aug 9 2008, 04:47 PM) I feel ya. I was a small Edwards fan back in the days before he was tapped as Kerry's yes-man. What a fall from grace. See... I don't feel that way. Now, I am a screaming liberal-- I freely confess. However, one's "affairs" don't have anything at all to do with their ability to lead, as we can see from past presidents that could not keep their pants on. Common practice among men has been to take advantage of the office, its power, its appeal, and the secret service to cover indiscressions. In ages past, before dna testing... it was just some wako girl makin' noise. Now, I cannot say for sure, but the conspiracy folk hold that both Kennedy brothers were ... engaged in activity with a certain blonde bombshell that ended up dead. I'm not saying Kennedy was a perfect president. I'm saying that whom he was shtuping has nothing at all to do with his ability to make decisions, as women have known for years, there is a separate brain function attached to the penis, and when the penis is engaged, the cerebral cortex shuts down temporarily. It comes back on line as soon as the penis drops off-line. Makin' a big deal of a guys affairs does hinder his ability to lead. Makin a big deal of anybody's affairs does hinder their ability to be effective. Their affairs do not. If gay folk, philandering folk, drunk folk were out of the closet, and it couldn't impact their running, it really would not affect a hill of beans. I'm reading Charlie Wilson's War. Now, that man could drink and tussell with the best... and was a remarkably astute wheeler and dealer. Since he was a funtional alcoholic, the drink didn't impair his ability, it kept him functional. And he was magnificent. I think he was mistaken... but it didn't impair his ability to function as an elected official. -------------------- You can't stop the signal, Mal
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